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10-7 Sunday - Thursday and 10-10 Friday - Saturday
1636 Copenhagen Drive
Solvang, California

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We produce a few different brands of wine. Each has its own unique character and purpose in our portfolio. From small lot reserves, to wines that put good times in front of everything else, we hope you explore all that Sort This Out Cellars has to offer.

Sort This Out Cellars – Black Label Collection
With the design inspired by the classic mid-century feel of vintage Vegas, each wine is named for a classic gaming term. The finest of these wines receives the Rollers Reserve designation. “Hardways” Cabernet Sauvignon, “Lady Luck” Chardonnay, and “Money Plays” Merlot are a few of our best selling Black Label wines.

Viva Las Vegas

Fun and laid back, these great tasting examples of California red and white wine are perfect for casual enjoyment at any occasion. Featuring fun and colorful labels, the wines taste as sexy as they look.


Named for the poker term, Suited wines were inspired by the art of gentlemen’s playing cards from the 1940’s and 1950’s. Each wine is as unique as the pin-up beauty on the label. Great gifts, Suited wines blend great wine with racy ripe fruit flavors and smooth drinkability.

Legacy Collection

Inspired by historic events, our Legacy Collection wines, Cardiff Giant, Cab "Frank"and more,  are made in very limited quantities. Due to the uniqueness and limited availability of these wines, they are often sold exclusively to our cellar club members.

Cardiff Giant – Super Tuscan Style Blend
Named for the greatest American hoax, the Cardiff Giant was discovered in 1869 on the farm of George Newell. Unearthed while trenching, the giant stood more than ten feet tall and was believed to be the remains of a giant primordial race. After charging the curious onlookers fifty cents to view his giant, Newell went on to make a lot of money until the truth of the hoax was discovered.

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2012 Chenin Blanc "MISS STOC" bottle American Hot Shots White Wine
Our Price: $19.00
Our Price: $19.00
SOLD OUT! This is it! The Official Miss Sort This Out Cellars bottle featuring Miss Kelly Jameson, MISS STOC 2013. The varietal: Chenin Blanc. Our first venture into this versatile grape. Our Sauvignon Blanc. A refreshing white wine that pairs with BBQ's, friends and just about everything!
Holiday Red Wine Miss Sort This Out Cellars 2016 Chenin Blanc
Our Price: $21.00
Our Price: $22.00
2010 Holiday Red Wine
Our Holiday version of our Suited Red Wine. Perfect for Holiday parties and special gifts. Our Suited Holiday Red Blend is only available for a limited time. *DOES NOT INCLUDE SPICE BAG*

Please order the Holiday Mulled Wine Set if you would like the spice bag as well.
The OFFICIAL bottle of Miss Sort This Out Cellars 2016 - Miss Angel Kisses. Floral characteristics and honeysuckle round out the nose with flavors of honeydew melon and cantaloupe teasing the palate. Produced from grapes grown in Santa Barbara County. Slightly sweet - only 2.5% residual sugar.

Photography by Carlos Avila
Art Design by Painted Pinups
Holiday Mulling Spice Set/Mulled Wine VLV15 Collectors Edition Bottle
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $25.00
Holiday Mulling Spice Set
This is what you need to get the Holiday's started right! Our Red Wine Blend and a bag of mulling spices will set you in the right direction for heating up the night, the party or whatever else needs some spice. This is the OFFICIAL WINE of Viva Las Vegas 15 Rockabilly Weekender. The Collectors Edition bottle as seen and tasted at Viva. Only 777 bottles produced.
Viva Las Vegas 16 Collectors Edition Bottle 2012 "Say Hey" Viognier
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $25.00
The OFFCIAL wine of Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekender 16. Our 2009 Pinot Noir produced from grapes grown right here on the famed Central Coast. Only 777 bottles produced and all numbered on the back. Artwork by Vince Ray. This Viognier is quite a catch. At first base you discover supple stone fruit aromas. Second base slides in with a touch of honey and as you make your way around third, the tropical fruits begin to surface. No ordinary homerun here, this is the in-the-park variety. Play ball!